Stories and legend of the Church
Before the big bang the universe was curled up in a infinitely small infinity dense and warm point, and around that point was curled a tiny cosmic kitten. When time began and the universe expanded the kitten was awoken by the explosion, it soon found itself hurtling through this new found space infused with the energy and radiation given off by the expansion. The kitten saw; Atoms fuse and divide, solids become liquids and gases, gases become liquids and solids. The kitten saw Chaos and Order in their rawest forms and the battle between them it reached out with each paw and touched the forces, becoming a part of the forces as the forces became part of the kitten, the kitten saw all the chaos and order of the universe from begging to end laid out before it.
The Cosmic Kitten saw the random events that lead up to human existence as well as the infinite other possibilities. However in every possibility, in every universe, in every existence there was one similarity, Cats, in some form or another there were cats brought forth by the Cosmic Kitten shedding some of its fur in each existence and universe, and in every situation the cats evolved to be able to thrive in their situation. with all these parts of the kitten had spread throughout everything it had eyes, ears, and noses throughout the universe. As the kitten witnessed the universe it grew older and as it witnessed man the Omnipresent Cat wished to help and to witness this different form of intelligence and creation.
As the Omnipresent Cat God saw people evolve it wished to have more impact rather than just an observer so all over the world beautiful grey cats of no particular species were born and found their way to the laps of leaders of cultures lost in time all over the world. these cats with startling starry eyes the color of gold lead these pre-historic leaders to the highest point.
The Cosmic Kitten saw the random events that lead up to human existence as well as the infinite other possibilities. However in every possibility, in every universe, in every existence there was one similarity, Cats, in some form or another there were cats brought forth by the Cosmic Kitten shedding some of its fur in each existence and universe, and in every situation the cats evolved to be able to thrive in their situation. with all these parts of the kitten had spread throughout everything it had eyes, ears, and noses throughout the universe. As the kitten witnessed the universe it grew older and as it witnessed man the Omnipresent Cat wished to help and to witness this different form of intelligence and creation.
As the Omnipresent Cat God saw people evolve it wished to have more impact rather than just an observer so all over the world beautiful grey cats of no particular species were born and found their way to the laps of leaders of cultures lost in time all over the world. these cats with startling starry eyes the color of gold lead these pre-historic leaders to the highest point.
In 1976 Barry MacDougal made a discovery that would change the United States forever and this discovery led him to run for president but the government assassinated him and put a weed alien's head on top of his and the OCG ran for president
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